Tenderness of Heart
Oh, poor books. Forever losing the battle against Google.

Oh, poor books. Forever losing the battle against Google.

This “Text From Dog” tumblr is brilliant. I’ve been laughing until my stomach hurts.

This “Text From Dog” tumblr is brilliant. I’ve been laughing until my stomach hurts.

Spike Jonze’s Ikea Commercial.

HA!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I’M A LITTLE GIRL AGAIN.
THIS IS THE BEST PICNIC EVER.

This tumblr is PERFECTION.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I’M A LITTLE GIRL AGAIN.

THIS IS THE BEST PICNIC EVER.

This tumblr is PERFECTION.

Some of these are damn brilliant. Click the link, you won’t be sorry.

Some of these are damn brilliant. Click the link, you won’t be sorry.

I want to press this button!

I want to press this button!

Jimmy Fallon as Bob Dylan singing the “Charles in Charge” theme song.  Love it.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!


Steve (reading Karl’s diary): “Went round to Ricky’s and had some chicken curry that Ricky’s girlfriend Jane had made. Ricky and Jane were going on holiday for a few days and had arranged for Glyn to come in and make sure the cat was okay while they were away. I’m sick of that cat. I was surprised that they hadn’t paid for the little shit to go away with them in first class.”Steve: Blimey, getting a bit vitriolic in the diary.Ricky: Why doesn’t he like the fact that I’ve got a cat and I love the cat? Why—Karl: It’s just everything in that house that you’ve got gets sort of “special treatment”… and it’s a cat and it annoys me.Ricky: What do you mean, “Gets special treatment”?Karl: Sometimes…Ricky: We put food down for it, and sometimes it gets on our lap and we stroke it.Karl: You don’t just stroke it. You massage its back. You’re going, “Are you stressed out? Are you stressed out?”Ricky: Well, it’s good… No, I’m not saying, “Are you stressed out?” At no point did I say, “Are you stressed out?” You said, “What the fuck are you doing it for? Is it stressed out or sommat?” I… I like touching my cat.

Steve (reading Karl’s diary): “Went round to Ricky’s and had some chicken curry that Ricky’s girlfriend Jane had made. Ricky and Jane were going on holiday for a few days and had arranged for Glyn to come in and make sure the cat was okay while they were away. I’m sick of that cat. I was surprised that they hadn’t paid for the little shit to go away with them in first class.”
Steve: Blimey, getting a bit vitriolic in the diary.
Ricky: Why doesn’t he like the fact that I’ve got a cat and I love the cat? Why—
Karl: It’s just everything in that house that you’ve got gets sort of “special treatment”… and it’s a cat and it annoys me.
Ricky: What do you mean, “Gets special treatment”?
Karl: Sometimes…
Ricky: We put food down for it, and sometimes it gets on our lap and we stroke it.
Karl: You don’t just stroke it. You massage its back. You’re going, “Are you stressed out? Are you stressed out?”
Ricky: Well, it’s good… No, I’m not saying, “Are you stressed out?” At no point did I say, “Are you stressed out?” You said, “What the fuck are you doing it for? Is it stressed out or sommat?” I… I like touching my cat.

If I had a dress like this, I too would shake it, shake it, shake it!
Seriously, this move has endeared me to Anne Hathaway forever.

If I had a dress like this, I too would shake it, shake it, shake it!

Seriously, this move has endeared me to Anne Hathaway forever.

rexdart6:

Cinderella story.

rexdart6:

Cinderella story.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Oh please! Hulk only smashing ironically!"  This made me laugh.